The_Soulless

I LOVE TO PLAY THE GAME

I also like dick


I LIKE DICK IN THE ASS

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOLLOL



devilishnerd:

Made cornflakes, rolled oat and coconut cookies drizzled with chocolate!!!!!!!

Those were so good Desi :D



reiujiutsuho:

mistermilo:

luckysharkscustard:

sofapizza:

fuckin glass doors.. how do they work?!

This is truly one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

hey guys wait up guys guys whats happening to me guys what is wrong guys

it looked like it started hopping angrily at the end


The Smarkiest Smark in all of Smarkidom!: SOUNDWAVE WAS AMAZING!

smarky-smark:

MY EARS ARE RINGING FROM ALL THE AWESOMENESS!

Didn’t get off to the best of starts. We left late (I BLAME SOMEONE AND HIS LABS and as a result we missed Sevendust. (GUTTED!)

Which meant we had about 30 minutes to kill until Bullet For My Valentine. So we wondered around, listening to random…

Hey, hey, it’s not my fault that Sevendust had their time shifted to coincide with my lab :P

But yeah Bullet was fucking great actually. Mostly new stuff, but “Tears Don’t Fall”, “Hand Of Blood”, “Scream, Aim, Fire” and “Waking The Demon” were still all in the set list.

All that Remains rocked! Played my favourite song in the last 10 minutes. But yeah, I know Jamie’s not a fan.

Primus were pretty casual, weird son of a bitches. But they were great to listen to.
Slash however was fucking awesome! Mostly new stuff, but they played “Sweet Child O Mine” and “Paradise City” from the classic Guns’n’Roses era which set the croud alight.
I have a lot of respect for Slash nowadays. As much as he was the frontman for the band, and sure enough he took the spotlight when the solos came into play; but all in all he let every band member share the spotlight and generally gave the croud some classic rock and roll. Which is more than I could ever say about Axl Rose the ungreatful prick that he is these days.

Then Slayer. Don’t even get me started on Slayer! xD
As Jamie said we were thrown around. I got smashed in the face and lost one of my sunglass lens. Some other guy we saw had a bloody face. It truly was brutal. I managed to get right up close to the stage twice, and managed to stay there about five minutes before getting dragged out with the current.
Also got picked up above the mosh and had to say “Let me fucking down” so security wouldn’t have me miss the show xD
Jamie and I were fucking tired after than shit. Was one fucking epic concert.
YOU HAVE NOT BEEN TO A METAL CONCERT UNTIL YOU HAVE BEEN IN A SLAYER MOSHPIT! You just get thrown around.

And then Maiden was fucking amazing. They played about half of their 80’s songs and about half of their post 90’s songs (by which I mean ‘Brave New World’ onwards).
Bruce Dickensian still has a lot of fucking energy in him these days, and Dave Murray still has that smile that never leaves his face. The whole band was just incredible to see live.

Can’t wait for the 2012 Soundwave!!! Can’t wait just to see the lineup!

Via The Smarkiest Smark in all of Smarkidom!


I (sabino) just read a comment from a 2004 article by the New York Times about the loneliest whale in the world. Scientists have been tracking her since 1992 and they discovered the problem:

She isn’t like any other baleen whale. Unlike all other whales, she doesn’t have friends. She doesn’t have a family. She doesn’t belong to any tribe, pack or gang. She doesn’t have a lover. She never had one. Her songs come in groups of two to six calls, lasting for five to six seconds each. But her voice is unlike any other baleen whale. It is unique—while the rest of her kind communicate between 12 and 25hz, she sings at 51.75hz. You see, that’s precisely the problem. No other whales can hear her. Every one of her desperate calls to communicate remains unanswered. Each cry ignored. And, with every lonely song, she becomes sadder and more frustrated, her notes going deeper in despair as the years go by.

So the whale is like the fat kid in school?

(Source: julia.blogg.se)



dialga:

thenwhowasphone:

oh. my. gad. 

i choked

AHAHA


Merry Christmas Evie!

Needed to be said before the next 2 and a half hours.



hawaiiansdonotblog:

Some actual questions sent to an Australian Tourism Website:

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV,
how do the plants grow? ( UK )

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.


Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )

A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not
… oh, forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings
Cross. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and
we’ll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule? ( USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is
oh, forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in
Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round?
( Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is
illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It’s a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
A: It’s called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum
trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare
them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

via www.orble.com



socialzombie:

fuggenwaggles:

nabeelzaeem:

bbsmah:

hahaha

Pwned. XD

lol astrology is pretty much bullshit anyways

Kicking asses all the way!


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